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Cars: Buy one, get one FREE!?!

December 7, 2008

BRUSSELS (Reuters) – Buy one, get one free: it’s a familiar sales pitch for happy-hour cocktails, or Primark T-Shirts, but now a Belgian car dealer is luring customers with just that line.

Antwerp-based Cardoen, which sells about 10,000 new and nearly new cars per year, started the promotion at the end of November and said it would run until December 15.

During that period, customers can choose from a range of new, full-price cars — the cheapest being a 22,800 euro (19,878 pound) Hyundai van — and then pick a second free vehicle from a selection that goes up to 14,000 euros.

“People have been coming in from all over Belgium and abroad,” Cardoen’s Commercial Director Ivo Willems said, adding that Cardoen’s eight showrooms had seen more than 10 times their usual number of visitors since the promotion began.

“People will still buy cars, you just have to give them as much advantage as possible, to sell in an innovative way.”

Willems said Cardoen was able to run the promotion without losing money because distributors in southern Europe had been so desperate to get cars off their lots that they were selling them to Cardoen at large discounts.

The move underscores how difficult the situation has become for an auto industry buckling under a global economic downturn.

Belgian new car registrations fell 16.4 percent year-on-year in November, according to data released on Monday. In Spain, sales nearly halved.

Willems said Cardoen had yet to see an impact on its sales from the downturn.

 

Crazy huh? I guess it’s better than insolvency.

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999 – “My husband’s willy got hard!!!”

December 7, 2008
An 82-year-old Italian man who recently took a Viagra pill, terrified his wife so much that she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited after taking the pill, that his wife thought he would have a heart attack. In her blind panic, she dialled ‘999′.

“The police didn’t do anything, but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly,” said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: “He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences.”

 

[Brilliant]

 

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Carbon Footprint

December 7, 2008

Yesterday, I was queuing in Sainsburys, with a trolley full of shopping, and was asked by the checkout assistant, ‘Cath’:

“Will you be needing any carrier bags?”

To which I gratefully replied:

“Yes please.”

My response, to my shock and amazement, was greeted by a very verbal ‘tut’ accompanied by a frown and a shake of the head.

“WHAT?” I said, angrily.

She raised her vacant eyes and replied with just two words;

“Carbon footprint”

So, in utter shock, and annoyance, as she began scanning through my items, I asked; “What about this packaging?” Holding up a Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference curry, “Isn’t this plastic?”

Cath ignored me.

Aggravated by what had just happened, I quietly packed away my shopping, taking deep breaths, as I ran out of bags. Cath had at some point decided that she was going to pass me my carrier bags one by one, as and when I filled the previous bag. This quite simply; irritated the hell out of me.

I asked her;

” Are you telling me, that by using these plastic bags, I’m single handedly responsible for the depleting number of polar bears? Am I the cause of global warming, Cath?”

There was another shake of the head.
“Fuck yourself Cath. Take your attitude, and fuck yourself.”

What gives these people the right to preach in such a way?

I’m stood there about to spend over £100 in their store, and they are giving me grief about using their plastic bags.

Has anyone else encountered this kind of negativity when it comes to asking for carrier bags? As this is the first time I have been to Sainsburys in a while, it’s the first time I have ever had to specifically ask for carrier bags. Apparently, it recently became their policy.

Is anyone else SICK TO DEATH of hearing the words ‘CARBON’ and ‘FOOTPRINT’?

At least the price of fuel is on the way down at last.

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Ranting, ignorantly since 2008

December 7, 2008

It begins. The ignorant rantings of a delicate mind. Namely, mine.

Somehow, you found this blog. I don’t care how, frankly. Welcome to your new home of all things rantish. I and my fellow admin ranters will regularly rant away in this blog, and soon we’ll add the option of guest ranting.

I have nothing to rant about right now, this is merely a test of it’s capabilities, and my Photoshop skills.

Welcome to ignoranter.com

NathR